Bruce Lee was a bad ass martial arts expert. The kind of guy that made the legendary look banal. So Nokia is releasing a Bruce Lee edition N96 and deciding to make a commercial. Their ad agency of choice decided to stain the memory of Bruce Lee by making him play stupid ping pong. How you may ask did they do this?

Nobody can play ping pong with nunchucku. Not even Bruce Lee. So when see people this video and say “Wow! Bruce Lee did that?!”, there will be a blog post on the internet somewhere saying that the video is a fake, and people will say, undoubtedly, “I guess Bruce Lee wasn’t THAT great.” Those people would be wrong. Bruce Lee is the king.

Also, this phone is US$1,200 or 8,788 yuan. How many fucking people can afford a twelve hundred dollar phone in China? What the fuck Nokia? That country is suffering from crippling starvation and poverty. I’m glad a third of a percent of Chinese people get to even consider buying this phone, but I think their time and money is spent better somewhere else.

Nice, commercial, though.